Saturday, October 06, 2007

[Last Week's Picks Were Not N(ice)] Picks

Let's pretend last week didn't happen.

Last Week

Laser Stream: 6-8 (34-28)
Enter Sandman: 3-11 (30-32)

Browns (2-2) at Patriots (4-0)

Laser Stream: Patriots - Randy Moss is doing what he did in Minnesota.

Enter Sandman: Patriots - My picking of the Patriots means the Browns will win.

Jets (1-3) at Giants (2-2)

Laser Stream: Giants - I actually picked the Giants to win a game?

Enter Sandman: Jets -

Jaguars (2-1) at Chiefs (2-2)

Laser Stream: Jaguars - Kansas City isn't getting two upset wins in a row.

Enter Sandman: Jaguars

Falcons (1-3) at Titans (2-1)

Laser Stream: Titans - Vince might get injured here, but he'll stay in long enough to put this game away.

Enter Sandman: Falcons

Lions (3-1) at Redskins (2-1)

Laser Stream: Lions - C. Johnson will have a huge game here.
Enter Sandman: Lions

Seahawks (3-1) at Steelers (3-1)

Laser Stream: Steelers - Seattle's not facing SF's defense this week, whose list of problems continues to expand.

Enter Sandman: Steelers

Panthers (2-2) at Saints (0-3)

Laser Stream: Saints - The Saints have had two weeks to prepare for a team that is underperforming as badly as they are.

Enter Sandman: Saints

Cardinals (2-2) at Rams (0-4)

Laser Stream: Rams - Book it.

Enter Sandman: Cardinals

Dolphins (0-4) at Texans (2-2)

Laser Stream: Texans - Maybe Miami will go 0-16. Then they'll have one season in which they didn't lose, and one in which they didn't win.

Enter Sandman: Dolphins

Bucs (3-1) at Colts (4-0)

Laser Stream: Colts - Indy will lose eventually, but not this week.
Enter Sandman: Colts

Ravens (2-2) at Niners (2-2)

Laser Stream: Ravens - The only time SF's offense looks good is when it is hurrying up to make up 20 point deficits.
Enter Sandman: Ravens

Chargers (1-3) at Broncos (2-2)

Laser Stream: Chargers - Speaking of games between incredibly underperforming teams..
Enter Sandman: Broncos

Bears (1-3) at Packers (4-0)

Laser Stream: Packers - The Bears are who GB thinks they are.
Enter Sandman: Bears

Cowboys (4-0) at Bills (1-3)

Laser Stream: Cowboys - This won't be close.
Enter Sandman: Cowboys